so in the normal world at 12:36 (9:36 western time), people who are overly excited for their birthdays make BIRTHDAY LISTS Yes, it's in caps for all of you who are saying "YES, finally i will know what to get her." Oh and by the way, i am ashamed at you! If you honestly knew me enough you shouldn't even be eyeing this list...k bye.............................................................................
Oh, BOO! Fine take the goddamn easy way out. Ok, I've separated my list into 5 different categories to make this easier for all of us. Let's begin:
Group A. The people who know me extremely well, everything about me, and happen to have an idea of what to get me:
1. Anything from B.P., Wet Seal, Hot Topic, Delias, etc.- you know i like original stuff, cutting edge, fashionable...
2. Jewlery...can never have too much...nothing too glitzy or glammy, just stuff that goes nice with outfits and sparkles
3. VINTAGE...ugh my fav....necklaces, HATS, sunglasses, anything vintage, ill melt in your arms
4. Handbags!!!!...nothing too expensive...just something funky and different...please...im not allowed to buy anymore!!!!
5. SHOOOESS!!!! i am a 7 1/2-8 by the way.....
6. A pretty painting...starting an art collection...ill take anything
7. A phone call SOOO early like 3 or 4 in the morning on my bday!!!...no one ever does that to me anymore!!!
ok just to point out to all those bffls of mine...this is a TENTATIVE list...please don't let me down...i actually like you people
Group B. The people who know me very well and have no idea what in g-d's name to get me:
1. Candles....always go with candles...i love them, i need them
2. Scented lotion or spray...again...love 'em
3. CD's....o come on...you HAVE to know at least what i kinda like!?
4. Starbucks cards...and a huge wad of spit just formed in my mouth...please...bring me my coffee
5. FLOWERS...what kind of a girl doesn't like flowers!?
6. Pretty undies...i love underwear...thongs, boy shorts, lacey things...bring 'em on!
honeslty..im SURPRISED at you people! start being more observant or something...goodness gracious you suck at being good present picker outers
Group C. The people who really are just "okay friends" with but still feel obliged to buy me things
1. iPod gift certificates...they'll do..i LOVE music!
2. Once again, starbucks will do....*moan* i want my latte NOW!
3. Chocolate....no milk or white shit or i shove it down you're throat...HAHAHAHAHA..........sigh
4. A stuffed animal...i have a FEW too many...but sure...if they are cute and cuddley...how can i say no!?
Group D. The people who really don't know me but tend to like me, or notice me, or talk to me, or...o you get it
1. a HUG...who doesnt love hugs!!!...and NO!!!!! people from other lists can NOT just give me a flipping hug..but its required as a small portion of the gift
2. a KISS...if you happen to be a hot guy or just one of my close friends...a quick peck...or some tongue action wouldn't be a BAD present
3. a sweet card...one that makes me go aaaw thanks!!!!...not ew you perverted dickweed
Group E. The people who i don't even know and maybe will never know in my life
a simple happy birthday!!!! on the xanga or im...i love being the bday girl!!!!
so yes there you go, pick your category.....please do not let me restrict you from truly using your CREATIVITY and...MONEY on myself....so put it on your calendar, with a big green smilie in honor of the birthday girl herself, november 5th DANA's BIRTHDAY!!!!!
You know you love me and my coolness,
~Berbz |